red lights

“The best way to get America back to work, and reduce our deficit, is hire all the photographers in the country, position them on street corners, and have them take pictures of all the license plates of red-light runners, who will then receive a fine and all will be fine. But wait! Nobody will run red lights, because not only are gas prices too high, but with no jobs to be late to, nobody has anywhere to go.” At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you’d still waste time by reading it. (Jarod Kintz)